I read it in an Andrew Dice Clay accent. Mawk's accent didn't work for me.

Hadn't even thought of him, but great choice. Anyone remember when he got in deep scheiss for something he said and apologized on Leno---and cried! Just another foul-mouthed pussy in leather.

I've always thought he is a complete moron. And pussy !

Damn it to hell. It's already over.

No weeks and weeks of more and more women, nastier and nastier photos, people lower and lower on the food chain weighing in, etc.

A "sex" scandal just up and gone in less than 2 weeks. Jeez, Wilbur Mills and Fannie Fox lasted longer than that.

And the "NY Post" headlines that will never be:

*Congress Whines, Weens Wiener Over Weener

*Wiener's Weenergate

*The Wiener Affiar: A Circumspect tale of Circumvention, Circumcision, and Circ du Soleil.

*Angry Ant'ny: Wiener Gets Cleaner, Meaner

*Anthony Wiener: Dickhead Goes to Washington?

Well, here's hoping the Schwartzenggar/Skeletor 'DV' gets televised. She's super scary in HD!

Did you hear how Larry Flynt wants to hire him? No joke.


Here's the joke:

Yeah, he wants to milk every last drop of Wiener's political capital before it dries up.