Damn it to hell. It's already over.
No weeks and weeks of more and more women, nastier and nastier photos, people lower and lower on the food chain weighing in, etc.
A "sex" scandal just up and gone in less than 2 weeks. Jeez, Wilbur Mills and Fannie Fox lasted longer than that.
And the "NY Post" headlines that will never be:
*Congress Whines, Weens Wiener Over Weener
*The Wiener Affiar: A Circumspect tale of Circumvention, Circumcision, and Circ du Soleil.
*Angry Ant'ny: Wiener Gets Cleaner, Meaner
*Anthony Wiener: Dickhead Goes to Washington?
Well, here's hoping the Schwartzenggar/Skeletor 'DV' gets televised. She's super scary in HD!
Edited by BobKay (06/16/11 05:02 PM)
I never wanted to run in an election, but I always thought it'd be cool to die in office.