Oh... that was TOES! Believe it or not, I feel better!

I dreamed that my best friend/coworker was avoiding me because she decided she wanted to like herself, and knowing me was making that too hard. I told her I understood her point, and she had every right to think that way. She took this to mean I didn't want to be friends anymore, which was wrong, so I had to correct her, saying that no, I really loved her friendship, and she softened and threw her arms around me, saying that that's what she needed to hear.

Then I dreamed Norm Macdonald was around, and I was torturing him with my "wheel of fury" which I made by spinning my arms around. I thought I was so funny.

Part of a recent dream...

I was walking out of a supermarket, and a vehicle approached me in the parking lot. The driver told me to get in, but I refused. He then told me that a "Mr. Smirnoff" wanted to see me, so that I got into the vehicle and the driver took me to an upscale restaurant. There, I was introduced to Mr. Smirnoff, who happened to be a member of the mafia and owner of the Smirnoff Ice alcoholic beverage company. Apparently, Mr. Smirnoff wanted me to endorse one of his company's alcoholic beverages. Not wanting to endorse a company that has ties to the mafia, I refused. Mr. Smirnoff asked me to reconsider, and said he would have his daughter and nephew endorse the beverage if I didn't do it.

...And that was the end of it. I have weird dreams, much weirder than this one. Usually, they are more like several micro-dreams, where I'll have short, random dreams that are somehow connected to each other.

Was having his daughter and nephew do it supposed to be some kind of threat? Are you scared of younger people taking your place?

I haven’t remembered a regular sleeping dream in so long I can’t remember when it was but on at least two occasions other people remembered them. Once on a deployment to Turkey I woke up and my roommate was staring at me with this freaked out look. I asked him what was wrong and he said that I had totally scared the crap out of him because I started yelling out orders to people like I was in the middle of a battle. Freaked out my X doing the same thing but she got use to it.

Before I stopped remembering dreams I use to be able to make myself have lucid dreams. It was so cool to be able to control what was happening. The coolest was to start running taking longer and longer steps until I was finally flying.

I can approximate lucid dreams by meditating but it’s not really the same.

A big piece of apple pie before bed always serves up warm, cinnamon-flavored dreams with me.

Now I'm dreaming about a big piece of apple pie...

Not in the "American Pie" scene context I hope....

This morning I dreamed I was drinking water and there was something in it. I poured it out, and it was a tiny brown spider. It ended up on my forearm. I tried to flick it off, and it bit me. I continued trying to get it off with very deliberate scratching, but it just stayed on my arm. I couldn't even feel the spider when I was trying to scratch it off. I thought there was something wrong with my vision.

SpideyVision ?