I dreamed that Claire dumped her boyfriend. Not to date me, but to date a guy named Roebuck Thoreau.

The Roebuck Thoreau?

OK, how many of you have Googled Roebuck Thoreau?

(raises hand)

With quotes, that's a Google buster, or whatever they call something that returns no pages.

Wasn't there a term for something that returns only one page, also?

Sorry for the thread hijack. Wasn't the first, won't be the last.

Mention it a few more times and this Axiom page will soon come up. I'm sure Axiom would love to associate themselves with the one, the only, Roebuck Thoreau.

Wasn't Roebuck Thoreau the original drummer for Negative Orange?

I don't know, but I bet Charles has the commemorative drumsticks made of the femurs of miniature cattle to prove it.

Either that's a reference I don't get, or you've gone completely mad.

They called me mad. Mad, I tell you!

J.P. keeps mentioning Facebook, and I actually dreamed of Facebook last night. I dreamed that Karen, one of my Facebook friends who I only know online, and I met, and while we were hanging out, she was on Facebook getting a comment from another friend about having a crush on me or something like that, and she downplayed it, but it was obvious we were going to date. I don't really remember specifics, but I was disappointed when I woke up and remembered that she was married now.

I dreamt that I got a pair of huge plywood speakers (sort of like Klipschorns) from Axiom. They had a monster woofer in the bottom, were unfinished, and had rather nicely finished Audiobytes in the middle. On top was a standard treble horn, as I recall. The dream was weird, because I kept calling Ian because they weren't working right, or the colors on the Audiobytes kept changing, or didn't match, and he said he had the same problem with his. I had them out in the carport.

Somehow I don't find any of this dream realistic...