Cam, I think a term for blocking out female speech already exists. It's called heterosexuality.

There is a sub-disorder suffered only by homosexuals and other females. It's called VIAD--Vaginally induced auditory disfunction.

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Rick, that's gross, funny, and sad!

Ach, oy!

If you and your uncle Jack were horseback riding and you got stuck on top of the horse, and your uncle Jack helped you off the horse, and then when it was your uncles turn to ride the horse, he got stuck on the horse, too. Would you help you uncle Jack off?

Famous Movie Cars As PIXAR Cars.

Looks like something that Peter or Chris could have whipped up in a few minutes with Photoshop, but still kinda funny.

No, just because it's cartoony wouldn't mean it was easy. Given that those all had the same style, those were drawn, not 'shopped. Of course, they could have been drawn in photoshop, but I doubt that would be the tool of choice.