I keep getting the urge to share funny things with you guys (the mind boggles), but I feel weird putting them in the Jokes thread. They're not the traditional jokes.
So instead of putting every single one in a new post, I thought that I'd offer a new thread and see if it catches on. I'm hoping that this thread can be an additional place where we can all visit when we need a laugh.
My first offering is a few bumper stickers that I saw online. These I ordered and will actually put on my car. They make quite the pair:
"Be nice to America - or we'll bring democracy to your country!"
"At least the war on the environment is going well"
This one I bought for a friend, but it may apply to me as well:
"Not even I can prevent narcissism."
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." - Mahatma Gandhi