Murph, you lousy threadjacker, there was no libation in that post whatsoever! And it wouldn't have taken very much effort, either.
...one of those 40 something waiters that you see still waiting tables while looking at their watches so they can finish up and go ski and drink beer...
Anyway, I now have a two-faucet kegorator. (and the fans go wild!). It started innocently enough; my wife said "we should get a keg for Emily's graduation party" and I kind of took the concept to its absurd extreme, as men are wont to do. Pics sometime later, but I have draft beer at my house. Bwahahaha!
It currently houses the 20:20 Blond and Evolution IPA from Two Beers Brewing in Seattle. They are worthy.