I take your Milli Vanilli and hit you with La, la bamba... La, la bamba!

Vanilla Ice, where would we be without him?

I actually went back and read the lyrics for the last one I posted. I need help with this one:

Oh baby, it's 1-2-3
I love you baby honestly, hmm, I want to
Di a di da li a di a di da li

Di Di ditty what? He wants to what? Is this code of some kind......perhaps he has received a "Special Gift" and wants to share it with us?

Can't touch this!

Macho Man
Village People

Body, wanna feel my body, body, baby,
such a thrill, my body
Body, wanna touch my body, body, baby,
it's too much, my body
Body, check it out, my body, body, baby,
don't you doubt, my body
Body, talking about my body, body, baby,
checking out my body
Listen here
Every man wants to be a macho man
To have the kind of body always in demand
Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Work up to the hill's top, muscles grow
You can best believe me
He's a macho man
Glad he took you down with anyone you can
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
Body, my body, body, wanna feel my body
Body, baby, body, body, come and thrill my body
Body, baby, body, body, love to funk, my body
Body, baby, body, body, it's so hot, my body
So hot, yeah my body
Allright
Everyman ought to be a macho, macho man
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand
Have your own lifestyles and ideals
Access the strip of competence, that's the skill
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's the special god son in anybody's land
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
I gotta be a macho man
I gotta be a mucho mucho, macho macho man
I gotta be a macho


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1st verse
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don’t mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round
2nd verse
She told me her name was billie jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

Bridge
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do ’cause the lie becomes the truth

Chorus
Billie jean is not my lover
She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

3rd verse
For forty days and forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she’s in demand
Her schemes and plans
’cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(do think twice)

4th verse
She told my baby,we where dancing still 3:00
Then she looked at me, she show me a photo
My baby cried, ’cause his eyes where like mine

Bridge
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room
Chorus
Billie jean is not my lover
She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Billie jean is not my lover
She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie jean is not my lover
She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, she says he is my son
She says I am the one
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover

The Bee Gees, The most sickening sheet around!

As for you, I take your La Bamaba and send you back Hey Macarena

*****I WOULD JUST LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THIS THREAD HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GOOD FOLKS AT STREEM. WHEN YOU THINK CHEESY MUSIC, THINK STREEM.........and don't forget to ask for your "Special Gift"

Kind of off topic, but maybe Streem should run a contest like Axiom did. My suggestion would be, "Piss your money away with Streem."

And the winner gets the address of where to return his speakers.

(I know, my timing is off, but the baby has kept me busy tonight)