nice.

Some of my personal "favorites".

"Failure is not an option."

Or after someone has made an error..."We need to be sure that doesn't happen again." Really? Gee, thanks for that. I thought making mistakes was why we were here.

Or how about when five tasks are given to you at once. You ask the reasonable question..."which is top priority? which do you want me to work on first?" and get the classic..."They all need to be done right now." Oh, really...ok, hold on, I'll just clone four copies of myself for you.