I bet what will happen is that the meteorite will be late, and right as I'm about to try my first movie or piece of music, it will come screaming through the roof and thunksplode on my EP600. Then scientists will pay me for the meteorite fragments, giving me enough to buy four EP600s. I'll feel all cool until later they discover a new element among the fragments. They'll become billionaires as the rest of the scientific community pays out its hot pockets to get time with the pieces. I'll try not to let it get to me, and the four EP600s will help, only their help will be short-lived, as more meteorites will descend and carve a crooked smile into the landscape that used to bear my residence. Then Axiom Audio will go out of business.
Okay, I went too far.
