It's called "pop" (not "coke" or "soda").
Food was invented for Ketchup (exception being steak).
Nuts don't belong in cakes, brownies, and the like.
Hot dogs are suppose to be made of crap, just enjoy em!
(you've eaten at Burger King, McDonald's and Taco Bell before, right?)

I'm sure I'm missing a few rules but those are the important ones.

laugh

-Ben
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