Well, Ken can show him his hat collection? Maybe even let him try on a few?

"Here, this one should keep you nice and shaded next time you come over and mow. Too bad you aren't a neighbor to my friend Peter. He makes his own beer. I bet he'd let you look at a bottle if you mowed his lawn."

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"Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose