I try not to curse too much online. You never know what future employee will start searching around for you.

Cam is already my new glorious leader. Together we shall forge a Utopia where every man has equal access to micro-brewery equipment, German serving girls shall be our chief import and Celine Dion knock-offs shall be our cheap export. Our military will be led by Nicklebak to strike fear into the hearts of our enemies and Beer Jenga shall be our National Sport.

With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.