Originally Posted By: oakvillematt
'm not worrying what everyone else thinks. When Axiom finally sends me my speakers it won't matter. All you lot of the losers who hang out here with your really terrible mothers who raised you can be here in peace, because I will be listening to my music on my Hi-Fi with my wonderful Axiom speakers.

Is that Crass enough for you as that is what you seem to be admiring.

Your comedic timing needs a lot of work, and your punchline was transparent. I'd also try working on your endearing qualities.