Hey BB
Your tone is rediculous. Video Zoids? Just because you can't appreciate the movie, doesn't mean its some sort of base garbage.
The effects in the movie were great. The limbs getting lopped off are supposed to look kinda cheesy. The blood is supposed to be WAY over the top. Criticizing it for that simply makes no sense. Secondly, the action sequences are filmed brilliantly, with the utmost attention paid to choreography and cinematography. Its Quentin's first movie that actually shows some real technical direction, rather than just story telling. Not to mention that other then some wire removal, there were no CG effects, quite a blessing after seeing the monstrosity of (rather poor looking) video game effects the Matrix sequels had.

Its perfectly fine to not like the movie; it is definitely not for everyone, but that doesn't make it fodder for your so called XBOX zoids.