Re: The Collaire Report
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Yeah, CV!
I asked Sean the other day, "Wasn't that our favorite half-Japanese, all-muscle Axiomite in the new Negative Orange video?"
And he said, "Yeah, and CV's got the dance moves to prove it."
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Re: The Collaire Report
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axiomite
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*********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose
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Re: The Collaire Report
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Thats it!!! Gimmy her email now so I can tell her that she needs to bring a 2x4 on your next non-date to soften you up a little cause your... um... shy??... thick as a brick??...
Amie, are you out there? What the heck do we do with this guy??
Fred
------- Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
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Re: The Collaire Report
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Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making
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I like to dance around in the privacy of my own home, of course, but the music I play at home is a far cry from the music they play out in the wild. I also have dancing I do at work, and lately I've been doing a "pants dance," which Tiana told Claire about, so Claire was hoping I'd bust that out. Losing the little bit of weight from DDR makes the pants just loose enough to make it fun to adjust them while moving around. I do it to freak my coworkers out, especially Mike, since he has been "trying" to lose weight for a long time now. But yeah, both Tiana and Claire were hoping I'd unleash it on the public, but I wasn't quite there.
Yeah, yeah, I'll get new pants, but at this point I'll have to shop in the juniors section. I especially need new work pants, but I was already wearing the smallest size (in both length and waist) of the kind that I like. What a pain! I'm not even that small of a guy. 5' 8", 150 lb. I feel fairly average.
I think I'm going to have to tell Tiana and get her input. I'm pretty sure she'd be on my side.
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Re: The Collaire Report
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Yaaaa soooooo. As I said, start with slow dances and avoid talking about your pants for 2, 3 minutes at a time maybe...... LOL Kidding!
and while I'm being inexcusably mean..... St.Pat's Guy! How dare you start a story with "Back in my college days I shared a balcony with the girls from next door." and end it with nothing but 'got drug to a club'!!!
With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.
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Re: The Collaire Report
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and while I'm being inexcusably mean..... St.Pat's Guy! How dare you start a story with "Back in my college days I shared a balcony with the girls from next door." and end it with nothing but 'got drug to a club'!!!
Would you believe we managed to snag the same apartment for two consecutive years? Ah, those were the days. . .
*********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose
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Re: The Collaire Report
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You mean that Tiana doesn't know yet?
Do you think she's that dense? Dude, they both know... you just have to make your move.
--thispostprovidedbysomeonewhomarriedhisfirstgirlfriendwhokindasortahadtohunthimdownanddidntrealizetheyweregoingtohaveadateonthefirstdate.
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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Re: The Collaire Report
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You may already know that I whiled away my university summers working at a summer resort. Ahhh, young love. In my vast experience (every Wednesday night was dance night) boys don't actually even have to dance to really impress the girls. They just need to stand on the dance floor, swaying slightly (on beat if possible but not crucial) and make lots of eye contact. I'd say in 98% of the cases girls were so impressed by this act of courage that they would dance around said boy, making it seem as though he were dancing, and then he'd be made in the shade. With your DDR training I'd say you're already light years ahead of the rest. Start small and you'll see how easy it is!
BTW - strategic alliance with Tiana is a brilliant idea. As is chocolate.
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Wow - there should be an award for the best run-on sentence ever Ken!!
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