Well, as expected, you all let the two-month mark pass on Tuesday without doing a damn thing! There's still time, but now the crush is on.
You have seven weeks to get it together. One of you must convene an exploratory committee and it will take another three people to manage the Gift Registries.
Look, this is no time to slough off! Mark turns 50 in less than 55 days, so get on it!
Mark, please don't fear it. Actuarily speaking, as an American male, half your life was over before you turned 39, so the pressure is definitley OFF.
Humor is demeaned by taste.