Exerpted from an IRC channel. I haven't seen the movie, but I found it funny.

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[01:17:06] <@jolar> For a movie budgeted at $128 million, I'm sadly not impressed.
[01:17:27] <jayman> You can't spoil War of the Worlds since it is a remake everyone knows the plot line.
[01:18:13] <@jolar> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Steven_Spielberg.jpg - this man owes me $8.50 and a blowjob.
[01:18:47] <Thasp> why a blowjob?
[01:19:00] <@jolar> Because he can't give me my time back.