I used to have an associate who worked in forged iron and steels; used to make some pretty intricate designs.

Wonder if I could get him to produce some "Victorian Era" grille guards....Wonder what they'd do to the overall sound?

(My grandkids are heavy into "Light Sabers" and Ninja stuff) I've often wondered what I'd do if I found myself in a similar situation, and believe me! It's gotten pretty close to that!!