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Indeed. First there's the "Crackberry," now there's "CrackTV."

Assuming you don't mind looking like an idiot answering a graphing calculator.

I kid, I kid because I lov... well, no, usually because BlackBerry users will whip them out anywhere to show how important they are. True story - one guest at a wedding I was at was so important (he sells suits and ties... for a company... not a manager, just a floor salesman... shift work... you getting the vibe here?) he had to check his email during the ceremony. Wish I'd have been sitting closer so I could have black&blueberried him across the brainpan with it.

Bren R.