I have this friend...

No, really, I have friends. AND this IS about one of them, not me.

Anyway, her old tube TV went kaput. She is committed to stuffing a new as-cheap-as-I-can-justify TV into the existing entertainment armoire, which has a 36" wide space.

What would you do?

Thanks in advance. Have a good day. Post no bills. Void where prohibited. And a partridge in a pear tree.

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