Why... You... Whining, slacking, pictureless, port-violating, out-of-shape, glossy-finish-loving, projector-glamorizing posse-deserter!

[shakes fist] I'll get you for this!!



Good for you, Randy. Does it work on you like diamonds work on women? (Ron White: "Render her Speechless" = "That'll shut her up")

When's the party?

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