I think all the Scientists should be less Martha Stewart and be more BAM! And take it up a notch!!!
Scientists have not eaten that "pork fat" since its statistacally bad for them.
They don't really know how GREAT it tastes.
Oh wait...oh wait...did I hear a scientist just say "the pork fat releases the endorphines and that is why people feel good and it is not actually good but ....

figures they would say that....