Rich, you traitor!!
And where will the family eat, henceforth? Hmmm? I suppose you have an answer for that, mister smarty-projector-pants?
Red is a b!tch. Just no other way to say it. It can be done. It will take longer. You've been counseled.
No, wait, b!tch is the new black according to Tina Fey. Gawd, I am confused. So, maybe you DO want the red.
I think it was newf who had a really nice greenish-thing going on.
Frankly, I think we're going to need to see some pictures before I can consider "helping" you in earnest.