Have you heard the one about the handicapped guy and the walkie??

The walkie said to the handicapped guy, I'm better than you because I can walk, so the handicapped guy didn't even dignify his truculence with the reply, he just ran his wheelchair into the guys shins, and now that walkie is handicapped \:D \:D \:D \:D

The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.