Ok...this is an old joke that I've updated. Where the original was "women", the phrase "Denon owner's Manual" has been substituted.
One day a man speaks to God and asks him if he would be able to build him a bridge across the Atlantic, so he could drive to Europe for a vacation.
God replies "this is a huge undertaking, is there something else you wish" ?
Thinks for a minute...." I've never understood 'the Denon owner's Manual' can you please explain it to me" ?
God...."how many lanes did you want on that bridge".
