Hee hee hee. Ahhh Mapleshade.

Somehow I ended up on their catalog mailing list. So, a couple times a year they send me their printed catalog. It's always worth a few good chuckles. I would not be surprised if they actually did offer maple-syrup-insulated cables.

M80v2 | VP150v2 | QS8v2
SVS Pci+ 20-39
Emotiva UMC-1 & LPA-1
M22ti + T-Amp, in the Office