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OK, what is with this whole "stocking stuffer" thing I've been seeing? Over the last few years, it seems to have come to mean "anything that's small enough to fit in a stocking," with absolutely no regard to cost. I mean, pu-leeze, if you're going to give someone something that costs more than $20, it's a gift, not a freakin' stocking stuffer. In my family, at least, stocking stuffers are candies, silly little toys, kitchen gadgets, the like. Not friggin' diamond rings, or PMPs or cell phones (which are crappy gifts anyway, unless you're giving the service, too!).
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