Damn it! I have no trigger hole!! I think we are all familiar with my awkward lack of a needed hole at this point. Why do you continue to mock me with non-solutions to my freakish problem!!

I did not even know I had a problem until someone opened up a thread about my missing hole.

Panny 3000 PJ, 118" Carada, Denon 3300, PS3, Axiom QS8, PSB 5T, B&W sub, levitating speaker wire