HAHHAHAHH. I have no idea how I did that. Obviously, there was incompetency no matter what excuse I come up with.

Try this one instead.

::Smiles while he packs a good snowball since we finally had seven inches of snow over the weekend. Not much but enough to build up a small arsenal.

And if I can just figure out what nation is 'not so secretly' testing missile launches just off the coast of Newfoundland, then maybe I can negotiate for a ballistic snowball delivery vehicle.

With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.