Sorry couldn't resist...

7 - Luke marries his sister and they have quadruplet retards, each with a higher measure of force than all jedi combined.

8 - Darth Vader's other sons and daughters are discovered (busy little devil) and they wage war against the 4 retards and their progeny.

9 - The big bang reverses and the entire creation gets eaten alive by a gigantic black hole. Edit: taking George Lucas with it and the end of the Star Wars saga.

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