Hi Mark,

Great! I don't know how I missed it the first time you posted. In particular, I liked this stanza:

"And then, in a twinkling, I heard on my roof
The boom boom boom of a DSP woof." It even scans perfectly.

Plus thanks for pointing out the correct spelling of bass in a humorous mode. It's driven me crazy when I see it spelled "base."

Oh, and I'd be thrilled to have a huge package!

Best wishes to everyone for the season and New Year!

Cheers,
Alan

Alan Lofft,
Axiom Resident Expert (Retired)