Anthony Bourdain, definitely. If you have read any of his books (kitchen confidential being one) he can tell some of the most interesting stories about his professional and personal life. It is a really good book. Eating roasted beef bone marrow smeared over a baguette, some bottles of wine and just shooting the shit would be awesome.

I’m armed and I’m drinking. You don’t want to listen to advice from me, amigo.

-Max Payne