Originally Posted By: Ken.C
Funny, my wife was commenting last night that men don't seem to have daddy wars.


In Massachusetts, hockey dads have actually died at the hands of other hockey dads. Then again, we have transvestite dermatolgists who shoot their wives in front of the kids.

We've had 391 years to work on his stuff. But California, Texas and Florida have made huge strides since WWII.


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.