Originally Posted By: pmbuko
If only you'd been wearing your petard.

Definition:

1. A small bell-shaped bomb used to breach a gate or wall.

2. A loud firecracker.

3. [French pétard, from Old French, from peter, to break wind, from pet, ...

I would hazard a guess you only get to wear your petard once, unless you are using old French...

Fred

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Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!