Yeah, Michael; and of course your comment brings to mind again the legendary "BigJohn", who made what he considered to be innocent remarks about the attraction that the Axiom ports had for him. Speculation about various lewd and indecent activities followed, of course.
To help keep the legend of BigJohn alive among our veteran members and for the enjoyment of our newer members, I'll again bring to the attention of all
this post referring to the dismay he experienced upon learning that the new EP400 would be sealed without a port, and celebrating his "award".
