As long as Johnny Depp is not in this movie it should be killer.

Oh wait, wrong series...

Nah, still stands... As long as Johnny Depp is not in ________ movie, it will at least be tolerable.

Yeah, I know. There are J.D. lovers out there. Just not me. I LOVE the concept of pirate movies even, and can't stand any of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies because of him. I'd say "Jack Sparrow," but no... It is J.D.


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Farewell - June 4, 2020