maybe this is weird...

there are a lot of people who smoke where i work. i don't, thank goodness. anyways, i can tell who is outside smoking by the sound of their cough. maybe it's the guitar player in me? i just have a knack for remembering sounds.

i love when a smoker gets defensive and says, "smoking won't kill you.." -- followed by COUGH COUGH UGH, "dude"