I thought I had nothing to add but I was curious to know what you were looking at and I gotta say I did an out loud, "WTF" when I opened the Red Ox page and the selling captions was.....

“I'M FOR CPA'S WHO LIKE TATTOOS AND FIREARMS.”

Seriously though. That one is pretty ugly also.

Also, the marketing for the Eddie Bauer bag reminds me of the J. Peterman's Catalog that Seinfeld's Elain worked for. Where every article of clothing in the catalog came with an eccentric sounding adventure story. I'm going to have to call you Mr. Peterman from now on if you buy that one.

Also, I love Mark but not enough to have him fondle my bag so the L.L. Bean one is out too.

There....
I've eliminated three for you. Aren't I helpful??


With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.