I was quite shocked and dismayed to see Canada's lesbians beat up on ours! Usually, when we want something done, we send them in and just forget about it, but not this time. Oh, c'mon! Get over it! Ya, right, and there are no gay guys in figure skating or rhythmic gymnastics?! Though Johnny Weir does sure make "the Brians" look like lumberjacks!

And why do you think softball is now out of the summer Olymipos? It's out because our gals won every time and it discouraged new countries from forming teams.

In the 60's, the former USSR (until Putin and the last former KGB guy is dead, it will continue to be the USSR!) actually sent transgendered male athletes (as females-----They're Russians!! Who's gonna notice?) to The Summer Games. That's when the IOC had to introduce "gender testing." (Gawd, how did Martina ever pass?!)

See, North America never needs to do that. When we need real lumberjacks, we know which girls to call. Go sistahs!


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.