Originally Posted By Lampshade
My wife wants me to take her to Canada next month. We live near Boston. She wants to drive to Niagra Falls and then to Montreal and then back home. For about a week.

I am not crazy about the idea. Seems like too much driving. I am telling her she can pick one or the other.

Does anyone know a lot about Montreal and have any suggestions. My wife's primary objective is to find some mythical Asian market where she can get fresh fruit not imported to the US.


Remind here that she cannot bring back into the US any of that stuff from the market. She will have to eat it all there, which will make here distended and bloated. That will make her latest Coach bag appear to shrink and, therefore, look fake. We wouldn't ant any of that to happen.

Last edited by BobKay; 05/26/15 09:52 PM.

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