How not to become Hawkeye.

I used to do it regularly when I was young, long before Hunger Games made it cool. I never owned my own bow (well, not one that wasn't homemade) but my best friend's uncle uncle had a pretty fancy hunting bow that he let me borrow every time I visited. Which was often. Because, you know, he let me use his bow.

He pretty much taught me to drive as well. Sometimes on our way out to the woods where he hunted rabbits and I pretended to miss rabbits even though by then I could pretty much hit them in the eye. I think he knew I wasn't trying but he never called me on it. I used it less and less as I got old enough to actually draw it all the way. Because, you know, he let me use his car.

I pretty much dropped it by college. Because, you know, girls.

Now, I'm tempted to pick it up again. Because, you know, Jennifer Lawrence is hot.


With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.