You've got it all wrong. I'm not trying to scare anyone about MY well being, I'm trying to make you fear what might happen to YOU! Plus of course, I'm providing content.
Actually, I just needed it to be public. Now that I have both a medical AND public "history" of amnesia, I'm gonna get away with crap you wouldn't believe!
This is gonna make Eric Cartman's discovery of Tourette's look like 4th grade.
The number of times Ronald Regan said under oath, "I don't remember," will fall from memory, yours AND mine. The possibilities of convenient amnesia run from petty larceny to assured nuclear destruction. How exciting! I am reinvigorated!
Thanks, guys.
