There is a gent on the AV123 site whose moniker is "Drunkonjack", I used that bottle in his honor... he is one of the funniest guys on any forum. Plus, Jack and Coke is a great after golf drink.

The Rocket sub is small, but has some real punch... it suprised the heck out of me when it stood up to the big guys... and it is portless, so I guess Penis Envy will have to do...