This plan seems plausible, right up to the time that you are watching Finding Nemo and Darla taps on the tank. In short order, the girl friend flies through the just-shattered window and finds herself sitting on the front lawn wondering what just happened. When thi happens, dash outside and say - "Well, how are your sinuses?". It may be your only chnace.
A word of caution on the top grilles. Not only ports, but also lots of little openings that allow small destructive stuff to fall into the woofer assembly. Be careful.
