How about "really foul weather" as a custom finish for the in-home speakers?

Last summer, right after buying a new house, we had three,- count 'em, three, major hurricanes attempt to knock this new house down.

Ok, so when we evacuated, I took my M3s with us, I did! ask the wife and family.

So, what do I do this coming hurricane season? And the next, and the next, when I have my less easily transportable M50s?

How bout "really foul weather" as a custom finish?