In reply to:

What's a ClearCom? That thing on your head? And don't ask me to update my picture!

Brand name for the ubiquitous "broadcast party line communications device"... I believe my right hand is molded exactly to the shape of the RS-501 beltpack:

And I have a permanent dent from wearing their CC-95 single muff headset:

And yes, I do have my own headset for working on road crews. Something pretty unhygienic about wearing a silk sock on your ear for 6 hours at a time. Makes you question who wore it before you.

Bren R.