Actually, Amie, I was quoting a cult-comedy show here in the states, Crankyankers. They have famous comedians and the like make prank phone calls in real life which they then play over puppets acting out the scene. There's one with a mentally handicapped individual (wearing a helmet for protection...) that cracks me up. It was this skit I was referencing.

While I'd love to visit Hawaii, Phoenix is pretty spectacular this time of year. We're supposed to stay in the mid-80's this week with our usually single digit humidity. Perfectly blue skies with not a hint of cloud...