 Re: My Axiom 350 Sub and our Cat
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*cheer*
Another M22's-as-Desktop-Computer-Speakers-User!
I'm excited.
However, I hate cats, sorry.
This is probably one of my favorite cat jokes of all time.
Dear cat owner,
Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION! Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times.
Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG
*runs for cover*
 M22s|VP100|QS4s|HSU STF2
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Re: My Axiom 350 Sub and our Cat
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Dead-on, Rick  My inlaws have a Weimaraner. He's kind of grumpy and needy, but not even close to that undermedicated GSP b*tch we have. We're still trying to figure out what magic tonic or pills will save her (and us, and our house) on the Fourth of July and Halloween and New Years and Garbage Day and ... And yes, I do kind of like it that she cares when I depart and arrive.
bibere usque ad hilaritatem
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Quote:
*cheer*
Another M22's-as-Desktop-Computer-Speakers-User!
I'm excited.
However, I hate cats, sorry.
This is probably one of my favorite cat jokes of all time.
Dear cat owner,
Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION! Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times.
Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG
*runs for cover*
Here's visual representation of that joke.
Joke
2xM80 VP180 2xQS8 2xM3 HSU STF3 LG 60PS11 Denon 3808 ATI 1506 LCR 2xATI 1502 Oppo BDP-83
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That's awesome! I was LOL for a good while.
My favorite part:
"Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this..."
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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film...? developed...?
Thank you for that.
Greg
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