Axiom Home Page Forums General Discussion The Water Cooler All speakers are the same.

All your base are belong to us.

Edit: -double post-

Now, THAT'S funny!.........( It's also my all-time favorite quote, here )
A true classic!

I had KLH speakers in my very first theater... I wish I had them back... MASSIVE 15" woofers. w00t! They were l33t!

Hi, time for new audio school now.
Some make fun that ok, but my $$$ system is true world!
I have cd player,is only $19.99 you laugh but light is light. the light read numbers same,on $19.99 cd playr or $2000 cd player
all same sound see? now you are saving big money for speakers.
Also e.q. makes soun improvemet, again you save big money. I don't have amp yet to improve sound I will buy later,one with minimum power for saving big again-still will work system to.
Best, is my $$$ speaker system to use money to pick out the best sounding! It is like steps, $400 speaker, $500,$600, $700,$800,$900 and up to $1000 no more! each step haves many brand, all same $500 =$500 or $800 =$800 see now?
With saving on other audio you can pick right step for you.
remember, yourears can not hear brands only$$$
now its easy no time waste or test worry just stay on step for you and you can have a pro audio like i will have. I will take some more time to look for av amp, right now I have to save for many pro wire for the new e.q. to make improved. I will let evryone know how it finishes, and you can post about my$$$ money systen helping you buy speaker to.
now you know pro secret you can check it out at pro shops like best by ora cicuit city an see there $500 brands remember$500=$500 all sound same. save big!

Must....... resist....... reply..... Oh crap..


Just curious what other factors you will use to choose your speaker purchase ie. size or color? Since $400 M22s will sound exactly like a set of $400 Polks, but M22s are bookshelfs and the Polks are floorstanders. Just buying the biggest set that is on sale? The pair with the coolest name?

Does the first "b" in bbigwyrs stand for Borat?

Seriously, I read your post as if I were a Jewish comedian in the character of a bumbling, horny, misogynistic, and antisemitic, yet lovable, Kazakhstani journalist.

I laughed myself silly.

Thanks!

P.S. I likes you! I like sex!

OK, some of you guys do know that this is totally all made up. He has taken obvious care to hit all the hot topics in the guise of sending a real message. His broken English is just a nice touch.

But he keeps getting replies so I commend him for doing a good job. Truly a master troll.

If I were the web master, I'd be checking the IP he posts from to see if it matches a regular board poster to see if he is laughing his butt off right now.

Damn, now I have replied too.

(cue major plot twist/surprise reveal)

Well, that's exactly what happened back when the Bot Squad (RIP) was terrorizing the boards. Someone (commence innocent whistling) was posting as the Bots and speakergrrl as an interesting diversion between seeing patients. It was a fun sort of psychosocial experiment in multiple personalities and group psychology, I like to think.

A quick check by the board powers-that-be revealed the common ISP and the Bot/Sgrrl accounts were killed by executive order. I see that a lot of forums/fora are now explicitly banning users from posting under more than one identity, which makes sense to keep everything on the up-and-up.

But as confessions go, I don't have to confess to being the wirx/wyrs dude. My case of multiple personalities has been cured.

If this isn't a forum regular, maybe it is an AVS or other such place regular getting some jollies.

Bren, I'd say sorry to have implicated you with the Bot jpg names, but it was really fun, and I figure that you could appreciate my mad hacking skills. Heh :p

I have a sneaking suspicion Mr. big wires is someone, whether a current member or not, who, regarding the disagreements about differences (or lack of same) in a/v equipment, is contemptuous of those who hold an opinion which differs from his own.

Being so incensed that anyone dare disgree with his viewpoint, he has chosen (unfortunately for him) a rather inane, childish method of venting his spleen. The result is that he looks infinitely more foolish than those he holds in contempt. I believe that to be a perfect example of being hoisted by one's own petard?